Never Talk to a One Legged Dog about Politics

So I was walking to my grocery store yesterday to get a box of my favorite donuts.  When a one legged dog with a big smile came up to me and started talking.

He told me the market is crashing because the investors lack future confidence in the US and international markets . So I told him.. yeah well tell me something I don't know.

He told me he had all his legs amputated last week and he's very happy to see me...