Every day for two years I have been cursed by a squeaky right shoe...yes I keep my shoes around for a very long time. The damn thing squeaked every time I took a step. No matter what I put on it or how I walked, that shoe would squeak like a throbbing migraine.
The squeak was so loud that everyone in my class giggled when I walked in late. I avoided the hallways because the squeaky sound would reverberate throughout every crevices and empty rooms. If I’m lucky, the class rooms would be empty but more than likely the class rooms would be filled with students…looking up to see the dork with the squeaky shoe.
I was convinced that my right shoe was possessed by a malevolent spirit. It was evil and it took pleasure in the daily pain and misery it caused me. This spiteful spirit must have been a very bad person in its past life.
Today (a day like any other day) my right shoe stopped squeaking. There was no indication that it had grown tired of my agony and was ready to move on to haunt another poor soul. It just stopped squeaking.
Good times must be heading my way. :-)
your shoe preformed an exorcism...on its self
ReplyDeleteSilly girl...shoes can't perform exorcisms...
ReplyDeleteOMG! Today, MY right shoe started squeaking!
ReplyDeleteJust kidding. :-)
Woohoo! Things are looking up! And we don't have to buy new shoes to get there!