Whoa! I was almost eaten by a badger two days ago! It jump me in the parking lot and wouldn't let go.
I had to drive home while the vicious animal was chewing on my little toe.
It finally let go when a brave squirrel came sprinting and jumping.
The fight between the squirrel and badger was frightening!
The battle ended when an old lady walked too close and both jumped at her purse and started gnawing.
Everyone knows old ladies keep fud in their purses.
I ran home quickly while in the distant hearing the old lady's curses.
What became of the badger and the squirrel I can assume they are looking for dresses.
More on dresses later...
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